Eh-hum # 34
Drink Moderately….(OVER)Hearing a certain story at the office prompted me to post this simple reminder/article. I got this from the Reader’s Digest February 2004 issue and its about the hazards of drinking too much (aside from drunk driving, of course). TAKE NOTE of this cause when under the influence, anything (stupid) is possible.
“YOU CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL”
Due to increasing product liability litigation, it has been suggested that American liquor manufacturers place these warning labels immediately on all varieties of alcohol:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
“YOU CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL”
Due to increasing product liability litigation, it has been suggested that American liquor manufacturers place these warning labels immediately on all varieties of alcohol:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
1 comment:
i don't need to drink to be able to do the 1st and 3rd warning. hehe.
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